Ok, the last few posts have been a little heavy. Let's change it up a little . . .
Guy 1: OH MY GOD!! Did you hear?!!!!
Guy 2: No. What?
Guy 1: It's been all over the radio! Michael Jackson just died of food poisoning!
Guy 2: What?!! No way!
Guy 1: Yeah! He ate a ten year old weiner!
Ba da pump!
Here's another one, but this works out better telling it to someone in person. My barber told me this one.
Guy: Did you know that Micheal Jackson is tired of all the child molestation charges and the whole court issue that he's now going after twenty-eight year olds?
That's my time for tonight. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
Ba da pump!
GD
Formerly of experiences of Ubuntu n00bism. Now random postings on learning barefoot form.
Trust me, you weren't the only one.
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